Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, %26quot;It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.%26quot;
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, %26quot;Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!%26quot;Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?GOOD one....
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LOLDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?HahahaDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?LMAO, I really wasn't expecting thatDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?lolDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Laughed out loud to that.Good one.Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Ha ha! Sounds like one of my days - I know it well! I would have told her the same too!
Yes, I feel sorry for him!Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?thats good lolDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Oh yeah, I have had days like that. hahahaDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Yes, I gotta feel sorry for the chemist with the day he was having, but I also feel sorry for the guy that had to go home and try to explain it all to his wife. LOL Very funny joke!---LuvsDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?lol! reminds me of the woman who went to the doc complaining of chest pain. the doc got her to undress and made his diagnosis. L8r that day the woman told her husband, who went back to the doc in a fit of fury and rage. As he was beating up the poor MD on the floor, all the poor doc could say was..'Look Mr Smith all I said was your wife has ACUTE ANGINA!!'Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Very Good
One up for you !Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Suzie: Just read about the blind pilots; kiddo, you're on a roll.Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Suzie - this is a HOOT! I have had days like that too! Really funny - a star for you! CJDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?She must have been a blonde! lolDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?VERY GOOD--LIKE DAD ALWAYS SAID WHERE THERE IS NO SUNLIGHTDo you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Poor guy! I thought I had a rough morning. Chuckles for you Suzie!!Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Of course he did, that's why she misunderstood the word he used, with that thing in her ear.Do you feel sorry for this Chemist? I do so should you.?Talk about the equivalent of a bad hair day...
