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The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her. She pushed him away. %26quot;Maybe your other models let you kiss them,%26quot; she said, %26quot;but I'm not that kind!%26quot; %26quot;Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before,%26quot; he protested. %26quot;Really?%26quot; she said, softening. %26quot;Well, how many models have there been?%26quot; %26quot;Four so far,%26quot; he replied, thinking back. %26quot;A jug, two apples and a vase.%26quot;





A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the h**rny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make l*ve to her. Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. %26quot;How'd you get down here so fast?%26quot; he asked. %26quot;We were just making l*ve!%26quot; %26quot;Oh my God,%26quot; his wife gasped, %26quot;That's my mother up there! She came over and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile.%26quot; Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. %26quot;Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?%26quot; The mother-in-law huffed, %26quot;I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!%26quot;





The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, %26quot;Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?%26quot; The driver said, %26quot;Sure.%26quot; He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, %26quot;Do you want a scr*wdriver?%26quot; He said %26quot;Sure! But, first I have to change this tire.%26quot;



Wat about these another few oldies ?LMAO. They were brilliant LOL. Your jokes always make me laugh. Have another star for more great jokes LOL.Wat about these another few oldies ?wow, very goodWat about these another few oldies ?Haaaaaaaaaaaa,very good AGAIN,you are terrific for my spirits,you have healing humour.Wat about these another few oldies ?ha ha ha!!! the second won was funny!!! so the mother-in-law took %26quot; advantage %26quot; of her son-in-law!!! it happens all the time!!!



the third one is funny as well!!! now the driver will surely change the tire of the car quickly in order to get what all drivers' need - %26quot; a screw %26quot; !!!

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