Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, %26quot;It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he
would even answer the phone.%26quot;
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
%26quot;Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning, the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast
and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house
with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my
keys.
%26quot;Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.%26quot;
%26quot;When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for
me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
people. All the time, the darn phone was ringing off the hook.%26quot; He
continued, %26quot;Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, and the phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the opencash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a
bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
broke.%26quot;
%26quot;Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness,
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