Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sob bing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, %26quot;It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone.%26quot;
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist, and demand
an apology. Before he could say more then a word or two, the druggist said,
Now just a minute, Mr. Johnson! Listen to my side of it...%26quot;
%26quot;This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
locked the house, and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get
my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I
finally got to the store, there were a bunch of people waiting for me to
open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people. All
the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a roll
O f nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the
nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on
the open cash drawer. That made me stagger back against a showcase with a
bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. When I finally got to
answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my witness... All I did was
tell her!%26quot;Last one * it!?oh so funny!! starred!!Last one * it!?it wasn't really all that funny.......Last one * it!?lolLast one * it!?Good one
