Monday, October 24, 2011

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.Tearfully, she explained, %26quot;It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he wouldeven answer the phone.%26quot;Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist anddemand an apology.Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, %26quot;Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning, the alarm failed togo off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried outto the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys in side and had to break a window to get my keys. %26quot;Then, drivinga little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about threeblocks from the store, I had a flat tire.%26quot; %26quot;When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the storeopened and started waiting on these people.All the time, the darn phone was ringing of f the hook.%26quot; He continued,%26quot;Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down onmy hands and knees to pick up the nickels, and the phone was stillringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles onit. Half of them hit the floor and broke.%26quot;%26quot;Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally gotback to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.How do you like this joke?LMAO, very nice, I wish I could give you more then just one star!How do you like this joke?what restraint! He ought to be awarded a medal.How do you like this joke?hehe.. a star for ya..How do you like this joke?It's not too clever, only slightly funny because it's unexpected, and it took me to the end to figure out what a druggist was.How do you like this joke?That wa sgreatHow do you like this joke?1000000000000000000000000000000000000000?golden stars!How do you like this joke?Woof!



Thanks for the laughHow do you like this joke?LMAO!! That was funny. I probably would have burst half way through the day!





******L.G******How do you like this joke?Loved it. While I was reading it I could see what this man was going through. Sad but very funny.How do you like this joke?hahah
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