him, %26quot;Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story.%26quot; %26quot;This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside. %26quot; I had to break a window to get my keys. Then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on people and , all the time, the damn phone was ringing off the hook.%26quot; He continued,%26quot; Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pickup the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke.%26quot; %26quot; Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.....and believe me, mister, as god is my witness, all I did was tell her.%26quot;Need To Know !!!!?funny!
Thanks,
Beverly SmithNeed To Know !!!!?i hate that.Need To Know !!!!?haha cute ?Need To Know !!!!?lmao that was funnyNeed To Know !!!!?%26quot;stick it up your ***%26quot; ahaha thats loflNeed To Know !!!!?amazing!
here's some 4 u!
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
Sag! You're It!
Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
Kick the Bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
Doc, Doc, Goose
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Musical Recliners
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Hide and Go Pee!Need To Know !!!!?ha ha should have been a practical classNeed To Know !!!!?And I bet he did!! LOL. Great one . That's a 10er. LOL.
Have a really nice Sunday, and a great new week!
