Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,%26quot;It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. %26quot; Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told
him, %26quot;Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story.%26quot; %26quot;This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside. %26quot; I had to break a window to get my keys. Then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on people and , all the time, the damn phone was ringing off the hook.%26quot; He continued,%26quot; Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pickup the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke.%26quot; %26quot; Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.....and believe me, mister, as god is my witness, all I did was tell her.%26quot;Need To Know !!!!!!?That was FANTASTIC
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keep them comming soooooooooooooo funny
JeffNeed To Know !!!!!!?the end yes!Need To Know !!!!!!?no i don't think so!!Need To Know !!!!!!?!! HILLARIOUS !!Need To Know !!!!!!?wow if thats true - its funny... if its not true its funny as well :) :)
Imagine that happeneing to you one morning....Need To Know !!!!!!?That is in fact very funny. um, okay.
