Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, %26quot;It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.%26quot;
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, ć·Łow, just a minute, listen to my side of the story. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. Because of the my tardiness I skipped breakfast as I hurried out to my car, that's when I realized that I had locked the house with both house and car keys inside the house. Therefore, I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I was awarded a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally arrived at the store a bunch of people was waiting for me to open up.
I opened the store and began waiting on customers, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. At this point, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I raised up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which caused me to stagger backwards into a perfume showcase holding several bottles of perfume. Half of the bottles fell to the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
....And believe me mister, God as my witness, all I did was answer
her question.The druggist?That's hilarious. It's always good to start the day with a laugh.The druggist?Some people just can't take the truth I guess...lol!The druggist?SIMPLY PRICELESS!!!
Ya' gotta have sympathy for the druggist! LOLThe druggist?Ya Gotta love it....
I've had so many of those days!
Thanks! I really did need that!The druggist?I don't get it ha ha But, why do my bill collectors get so mad then when I say that to them l.o.l.The druggist?I love it and that is real life!The druggist?That is so funny. Good way to start my day.The druggist?Gee, he did have a bad day. HA! HA! HA! That was really funny, thanks!The druggist?Chuckles!!!! That poor guy, what a horrible way to start his day. Thanks... you made my day better.The druggist?shall we all now bow and giggle ? .... chuckleThe druggist?This was so good I had to email to some friends.The druggist?That was funnier than the first one. Keep 'em coming.The druggist?I'm just howling over that one!!!
How come most of you are
just getting up and it is evening
here?? It's now 6:07 pm
pst.The druggist?This joke definitely rates a BELLY LAUGH! Thank you so much and a STAR for you! CJ
