Also, YA has removed 3 of these questions. If you have any suggestions for me on how to deal with this, please add information or email me.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure
I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.
14. %26quot;Do not machine wash or tumble dry%26quot; means I will never wash this --
ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day %26quot;Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?%26quot; How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet that on any given Friday or
Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lites than KayAll twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?You've listed my top 4.
I can only add #8. Cause of death in the obits.
We don't need details such as, %26quot;He died of decapitation in a car wreck.%26quot;
I'd like to see a vague description: Died as a result of auto accident; battled with cancer; complications of depression (for suicides). I think this would help wake people up to safer driving habits, early cancer detection, seeking treatment for depression, etc.
For the ignorant folks in society, I would like to see descriptions of auto accidents that said, %26quot;Died while texting / apply mascara / arguing on cell phone, etc.%26quot;
Then these should be read in Civics class just like the good old %26quot;Current events%26quot; days when students brought in newspaper stories.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?LMAO 7, 8, 13, and 14 were the best!!!
Report Abuse
All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?I like #10--- being a writer, bad decisions are also funny stories if you write them right...All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?I answered this question once. Number 5. I want to know how to fold a round table cloth too.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?Awesome , just awesome. Now that took some thinking. You could have been folding sheets while you were pondering this. lolAll twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?14. I don't understand how I missed this one. %26quot;Do not machine wash or tumble dry%26quot; means never having to say you're sorry for the way you appear in your favorite item of clothing. Never ever.As for deletions, it is a mystery.
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer.....we know the rest.)All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?God I hate making decisions.....2,8,2,8,2,8.....
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
I ALWAYS wonder what happened.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?1. Amen!
13. yes!
15. Oh that makes me frustrated!
But one is the best :)All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?5 and 7 are my favorites.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?I'm sticking with 7 but for the humor and the truth it's got to be 20.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?Number four...sarcasm is my favorite language.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?I have made enough choices/decisions for today, so cannot just pick one
so must go with top favouties !
4. Hope some one makes this happen soon---so tired of being misunderstood- I want the personal points and not the deer in head light stare
10.This one, even if cousin`s quit speaking when you are working on the family history.
15.Attatching a cell phone finally broke the %26quot; Things I must keep up with daily%26quot; belt around my waist- where the hell did you go- I want to know too !
20. Red table wine works just as well-you and partner get to enjoy now , and not create another thing for the kids to argue about who gets !All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?12 - im ignoring blue ray now, but I would do it better if I had a light in the freezer.All twenty thoughts. Which one is your favorite?#10
and my freezer has a light, but the frige light only works when it wants to, GRRRRR
