29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?another bunch of goodies roseFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?So what's the question?For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?and the question is???For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?Like theseFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?Wow - those are some good ones!!!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?its not a question people...they are just little funny sayings to make you smile...thank you I thought they were cuteFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?That is not to serious! good work.For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?And the answer is Life is a box of chocolates you just never know!?!?!?For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?what's this - rambling rose's guide to life???
i thought we asked and answered questions on this site.....
don't you take life too seriously?? living buy all these rules??
live a little- i ca'nt remember all them. i just know right from wrongFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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I love them all!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?wow...that's so true. :-)For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?LOL... I love these ! They are great!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?yep, equally as good as the first part. Love it!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thts even better thn the 1st part
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i'll have some of it as my own qoutes, unless u had a copyright
looooool ;DFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?I love it..Love it,,, Love it... Have a fantastic STAR xFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?You provide good advice!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?Hahaha I like number 31 ThanksFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?LMAO!!!!For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?A perfect 'follow on' from Part one!!
LOL!! *For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?hehehe, am gonna save there, pmsl
starFor Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?Brilliant.For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Part 2?very good thank you.
another 3 idiots added on the blocked list......
